So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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