Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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