Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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