do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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