so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
