you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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