So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Still dying that you shit outside
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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