Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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