sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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