thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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