I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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