Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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