We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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