Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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