So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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