im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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