I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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