Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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