Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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