I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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