I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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