Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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