remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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