Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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