Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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