I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Green mimosas i think yes
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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