Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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