i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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