its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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