i just had sex bonerless
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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