I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Success! We fucked roommates!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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