I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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