Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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