great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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