..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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