I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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