69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
