plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
