well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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