The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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