we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
zippers are such a cool invention
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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