are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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