Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This baby is an asshole
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
