She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
