I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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