i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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