do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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