Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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