I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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