it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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