Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
