The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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