i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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