I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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