I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
